UPDATE - Where've I been?
For those of you in a hurry, here's the tl;dr -
1. I've been on vacation in New York. It was amazing.
2. I'm sick.
3. There's a new mailing list. It's going to be epic. And it's free. Sign up immediately or regret it forever.
Here's the link: https://mailchi.mp/ceeb8c0edb7e/subtransform
Random selfie for the thumbnail... bam.
I'm going to bed.